Zone 2 is a great place to live
My favorite Futurama line…
i’M CRYING somOME CROtHETED THIs snail a SWEATER. A HAT.A SHELL WARMER. THEY SpeNT TIME and ENERGY and made this snAIL A SWEATERHATSHELLWARMER out of th eKINDNESS OF THEIR HEARTS what thE FUCK IT FITS PERFECTLY theY PROBABLY MADE IT WHILE MAKING SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN THEY SAW A SNAIL AND WERE LIKE “HEY LITTLE BUD IM MAKIN SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOOO’ and they finiished it before they snail could get awaybecause it’s a SNAIL AND IT CANt move that faast and OH FUCK IM CRYING I HOPE YOURE STILL OUT THERE AND HAPPY SNAIL
Best fake interview ever.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
My heart just imploded. This is glorius.
Kolovrat is an ancient pagan Slavic sign that represents endless circle of life. “Kolo” means “wheel” and “vrat” means “spinning wheel”.
Kolo also represents sun. It was a symbol related to Slavic god Svarog.
hannibal lecter could write, produce, and star in a broadway musical announcing the fact that he’s a cannibal and jack crawford would give it 3 out of 5 stars because it was too unbelieveable a storyline
alternatively - a 5 out of 5 stars for creating such a satirical masterpiece
why the fuck did i stay up this late to finish this