Guess what I’m reading for the millionth time I’ll give you a hint it starts with “interview” and ends with arson and child death
These are wonderful. Also, the hint as to which book these are from is INCREDIBLY accurate.
"There’s no cure for being a cunt."
In memoriam, Joffrey Baratheon.
I was so sad that he didn’t get slapped in his last episode…
I think getting poisoned covers it
jewish cecil gershwin palmer though
tiny jewish thirteen year old cecil gershwin palmer nervously fretting over the night vale synagogue’s bloodstone circle, pushing rocks very carefully back and forth to get the circumference of the circle just so. it is his bar mitzvah today and he is due to undergo one of the most ancient and terrible rituals of his people and his brass knuckles keep slipping down on his sweaty fingers. the terrible dark thing trapped in the ring of blood and stones is very angry. he is very scared. everyone is watching. waiting.
today, he will become a man, or the thing in the bloodstone circle will become something much, much worse.
Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the character DC brought in to make Batman seem straighter is now a lesbian.
"bear with me," i say
i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
BUT RLY GUYS HOW LONG HAS THE FANDOM BEEN WAITING TO SEE DANCING LANNISTERS TO BE SET TO THIS SONG???
TY NIKOLAJ AND PETER
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Tentative list of musicals I want to see
dude do you ever think about how hard your 11 year old self would shit themselves if they saw your art style now